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for you, Glen Coco!

¡Los Links!

Posted on 19th May at 11:30 PM, with 73,634 notes

shoutout to those people who have been following me for a long time and have never unfollowed me even those times i wanted to unfollow myself we are true soul sisters you feel me

Posted on 19th May at 11:29 PM

Show me a man who was present and didn’t cry at the birth of his child(ren) and I’ll show you my tits

Posted on 19th May at 7:38 PM, with 23,174 notes

oh-woah-dope:

since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?

i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?

Posted on 19th May at 7:36 PM, with 107,127 notes

bombermoth:

definedbyfire:

illsevenyournine:

d0nnerparty-allnight:

fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne:

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS.

OH

MY

GOD

And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!

HOLY SHIT I HOPE ITS TRUE

Posted on 19th May at 3:24 PM, with 20,309 notes

vocaroo:

this is the most polite porn pop-up advertisement i’ve ever seen

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Posted on 19th May at 3:23 PM, with 65,797 notes

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

Posted on 19th May at 3:22 PM, with 47,527 notes

Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.

Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.

Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.

That means no more porn on Tumblr.

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